The evidence room
The Shop
Physical cards are hand-printed batches in progress. Digital goods are live on Etsy now.
The Black Tier — Coming to the Shop
The mouth is open.
Potty Mouth Ed.1 — Corgi Lover’s
Eight sweary cards from the dog, for the people who GET it. Sealed in the black box, wax-stamped by paw.
Coming to the shop — hand-printed batch in progressPotty Mouth Ed.2 — Universal
The same mouth, every breed.
Coming to the shopThe Confession Bundle
Both editions, one box. The full confession.
Coming to the shopLive on Etsy now
Digital evidence.
60 Instagram Captions for Dogs
Sixty ready-to-post captions in six moods. Print as 4×6 cards or keep the PDF on your phone. $4.99
Get it on EtsyIt Wasn’t Me! — The 2027 Corgi Calendar
Twelve months of crimes, denials, and zero remorse. $7.99
Get it on EtsyThe Clean Tier — Coming to the Shop
Classic evidence.
From the Dog
The classic confessionals, boxed by paw.
Coming to the shopThe Silly Set
No occasion. No reason. The mail needed to mean something.
Coming to the shopThe Whole Rap Sheet
All four sets, one box, the complete case file.
Coming to the shop